Brett & Megan

Brett & Megan

Selling Your House 101

May 13th, 2009 · 7 Comments · Outside the classroom


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Tip #7: Take good photos. This is the entry in the Idiot’s Guide to Selling Your House. OK I didn’t really look but it’s gotta be in there.

Ever since we’ve been married, Megan has been on the hunt – for a house. Visiting Zillow & Realtor.com is not a daily hobby for Megan, it’s an addiction. She’s always scheming some way for us to get into an area with good housing and good jobs. The search has taken us physically to a dozen places here in CA as well as virtually to just about every state in the West.

Recently, we stepped things up a notch by going out to look at places with realtors. We feel we’re getting to know the market and the game pretty well. We’re on the MLS list serve which sends us houses in our price range and geographic area. These emails come daily and most have pictures. The pictures are usually taken by the selling agent who wants to show off the attractive features of the house. They’re supposed to be good advertising, which is why it always surprises me to find something like this:

ladder in stairs Yes, these are actual photos from the real estate listing for a house here in SoCal. What does this say to the potential buyers? “Yardwork and ladder to fix consistently leaky roof included. Creative storage opportunities for ladder & tools.” It was accompanied by the text, “Classic house, high on hill, montrous lot”. Apparently spelling and focusing the camera are not qualifications for a real estate license. How about this:
chaos bedroom

“Our decoration approach is best described as chaos theory.” And finally . . .

gross tv

Oh . . . This one is pure sabotage.

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7 Comments so far ↓

  • teach42traverse

    That’s pretty freakin’ funny. Good luck with the search!

  • James Harvey

    So did you put an offer on that place? It looks adorable! That is unbelievable that those pictures were actually meant to attempt to sell the house. It has to be some kind of a joke. How are you guys doing? Is Megan doing OK with the pregnancy? What is the due date? By the way, good job on spelling Andersen’s name with the “en”. You win points amigo. Have a great day!

    James

  • Brett

    I’ve spent almost an hour picking details out of the last photo that make me laugh. A student pointed out today that there are cleaning supplies on the dresser. At least they have intentions of cleaning.
    Megan’s great, enlarging waist-size, due Sept 7. She’s getting back from vacation in D.C. tonight. Looking forward to seeing her.

  • Stacy Clark

    Wow! What are these people thinking?

  • Amy Miller

    That’s pretty funny! Good luck on the house hunt.

  • A Person

    You might enjoy Lovely Listing then! http://www.lovelylisting.com/

  • Blair26CARLA

    Different people in every country take the business loans in different banks, because it is easy and fast.

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